Week one: hallelujah I am a free woman omg what is that oh I suppose I better eat like a bunny rabbit to make up for two weeks ago
Week two: fml I’m so sad and ow that hurt wth is pinching my ovary and why am I craving tacos?
Week three: FTS IDGAF GTFO Raaaaawr where’s my ice cream, burritos, and pasta salad?!
Week four: ew can it be week one again I’d really like to have a sex life